Portland: Break Your Moped, Break Your Heart

Could it be true? A Valentine rally in LA for 2019?  Get your tighty-whities ready people.

Portland’s Annual Valentine’s Day moped rally started good and devolved into a tighty-whitey dance-off and one hell of a raffle giveaway. Grom Kyle got jumped in which you can see in the photo above and I assure you was entirely consensual. Met a new gang of fresh-faced boys called the Hush Puppies, not sure how the underwear dancing went over with them. Also, Danny stole a flight-attendant’s coat. Uphill Battle hosted at a theater and it was NOT family-friendly, excellent times.